Dear Miya,
You will discover when the baby arrives that newborn babies have a distinct, pleasant smell*. Likewise, bacon has a distinct, pleasant smell. However, these smells are very different. Equipped with this information, it should no longer be necessary for you to sniff my tummy to see if the baby is the source of the bacon smell.
Love,
Mommy
* Clean ones do, at least.
Monday, 29 April 2013
Friday, 26 April 2013
Bedtime
Dear Miya,
Despite what the baby allegedly told you, when Mommy says it's bedtime, then it is bedtime! Mommy makes the rules. Your unborn sibling as interpreted by you does not.
Love,
Mommy
Despite what the baby allegedly told you, when Mommy says it's bedtime, then it is bedtime! Mommy makes the rules. Your unborn sibling as interpreted by you does not.
Love,
Mommy
Thursday, 18 April 2013
Feeding the Baby
Dear Miya,
The baby can't eat the raspberry, no matter how wide you hold its "mouth"* open. It was very kind of you to share, though.
Love,
Mommy
*formerly known as my belly button
The baby can't eat the raspberry, no matter how wide you hold its "mouth"* open. It was very kind of you to share, though.
Love,
Mommy
*formerly known as my belly button
The Baby Did It!
Dear Miya,
At some point or another, we have all framed a sibling for our own misdeed. Today when I asked you who coloured in the book, you said the baby did it and proceeded to scold the baby. I didn't buy it for a second. In future, to maximize the effectiveness of framing a sibling, you should probably wait until the sibling has been born.
Love,
Mommy
At some point or another, we have all framed a sibling for our own misdeed. Today when I asked you who coloured in the book, you said the baby did it and proceeded to scold the baby. I didn't buy it for a second. In future, to maximize the effectiveness of framing a sibling, you should probably wait until the sibling has been born.
Love,
Mommy
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