Your passionate belief that every single item in the grocery store must be touched by you is really making my life difficult. As you may have noticed, I've come up with a solution in the form of a one-piece snowsuit. To the untrained eye it looks like I'm bundling you up in your snowsuit to keep you warm and cozy for the wintery walk to the store. In fact, I am just using the snowsuit for its gentle, yet effective ability to render you motionless. For my sake, please cease your grocery store hijinx as soon as possible. That snowsuit is going to make me look bad come summer.
Love,
Mommy
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