Friday, 14 March 2014

Creature of the Night?

Dear Rhys,

Remember earlier today when you fell and bit your lip?  I have some concerns stemming from the aftermath of that event.  As you recall, your lip bled a little bit.  Shortly after the bleeding stopped, you entered a frenzy lasting several minutes during which you constantly tried to bite me.  I know that my overactive imagination will give me no rest until I know the answer to the following question.  Are you a vampire?

Love,
Mommy

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