As you begin to learn how to express yourself verbally, it is my duty as your parent to provide you with some guidance. You seem to be a bit of a close whisperer, a condition similar to the close talker of Seinfeld infamy. In future, please keep in mind that it is unnecessary to press your nose and mouth against the nose and mouth of the person to whom you are whispering. Generally speaking, humans hear through their ears, not their tonsils.
Love,
Mommy
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