Friday, 1 March 2013

Birthdays

Dear Miya,

Yesterday was not your birthday.  Today is not your birthday.  Tomorrow is not your birthday, either.  Judging by the number of times you have declared it your birthday lately, combined with your recent mood swings, you think you are a teenager.  Your birthday is in May and you will be three.  Please make necessary adjustments.

Love,
Mommy

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