Dear Miya,
Today, on the way to daycare you kept yelling at me to drive faster because an imaginary giant cat was chasing us and trying to eat us. It was both funny and imaginative. In 16 years, when you get your inevitable first speeding ticket, do not expect me to believe the "a giant cat was chasing me" excuse. In case you are wondering, I used the word inevitable because speeding tickets are part of your genetic make-up. If your future sibling is a boy, we could wallpaper his room blue with your dad's old speeding tickets.
Love,
Mommy
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