Dear Rhys,
I always fancied myself to be a mother who would do anything to protect her children. That was until this summer. You attract bees and wasps in large numbers. Last week, one of them stung me. It hurt a lot. I suggest you stop seducing the bees with your sweet baby smell. There is a finite number of stings I will endure before I surrender you to them. Consider yourself warned.
Love,
Mommy
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