Hairy Boobs

Dear Miya,

If you want us to be able to follow your logic, then sometimes the things you say require further explanation.  An example from this evening:

Daddy:  "I can't go to the park with you and Mommy because I have to watch Rhys."
You:  "No, you have hairy boobs.  You have to go to the park with me."

This could go a lot of ways.  I will assume you meant that he can't feed the baby.  However, as I previously stated, further explanation is required to be sure.

Love,
Mommy