Dear Rhys,
Your sister isn't the only child dropping curse words into conversation these days. The difference is that your crimes are unintentional. It has been pointed out by a couple of people, one being your sister, that at times you mispronounce the word "boots". Sometimes, your little toddler mouth produces an [i] sound instead of the [oo] and a [ch] replaces the [ts]. I think you see where I'm going here. Furthermore, with your second birthday looming on the horizon, you have developed a penchant for tantrums. Today, you had a tantrum involving boots and have I mentioned that you, currently, pronounce "no" as [yo]? Shrieks of "yoooooooo bitch" rang through the streets. When you are 19+ watch a show called "Breaking Bad" and the humour in this will reveal itself.
Love,
Mommy
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