Saturday 2 March 2013

Potty Time

Dear Miya,

We are very excited that you are potty trained with time to spare before your sibling  makes his or her appearance.  I just have a couple suggestions:


  1. It is not necessary to finish a half roll of toilet paper in one sitting, unless you are prepared to try out your plumbing skills and forego your college fund.  Toilet paper gets expensive when used at that rate.
  2. We know that you occasionally require assistance in the bathroom.  However, Daddy's friends do not want to take you to go poop and they definitely do not want to wipe your bum.  
Love,
Mommy

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