Saturday 7 February 2015

Terrible Twos

Dear Terrible Twos,

Welcome to the family.  I am beyond excited that you were able to join us on our weekend in Whistler.  Here are some of the highlights of the excitement you've added to our trip so far.


  1. Ketchup and butter for breakfast.  Ketchup equals vegetable and butter equals milk product, right?  I'm choosing to believe this was a balanced meal.
  2. Refusal to wear anything other than dress shoes for footwear.  It's important to look dapper at all times.  Splashing in puddles and playing in snow shouldn't be an exception to this rule.  Obviously.
  3. Spilling milk on Mommy.  Several times.  From flinging it from a straw and sprinkling little white droplets on my glasses and in my hair to assisting Mommy in dumping an entire glass all over my pants and jacket during dinner.  Sitting in cold, wet, milk soaked pants and sweater must have some benefits, right?  Sort of like a milk bath?  Let's just call it a spa treatment and chalk it up as another terrible two win.
Of course, it goes without saying that you've added a lot of screaming, kicking and "Mommy, yoooooooooo (no in Rhysie language)" to the trip, as well.  I can't wait to see what you have in store for us for the remainder of the weekend.

Love,
A slightly greyer Mommy






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