Thursday 18 December 2014

Gender Equality

Dear Rhys,

Recently, post-bath and pre-pyjamas Miya decided that it would be fun to slide down the stairs on her stomach.  It was...for her.  Despite my warnings against it, you, equally naked, enthusiastically followed. One stair down you shrieked, "ouch" and immediately stopped and began examining your appendage for damage.  We believe in equal opportunity in our family, however, anyone who says men and women are created equal has not attempted a naked slide down the stairs with male anatomy.

Love,
Mommy

Expectation: Christmas photos. Result: Hooligans beating up their elf.

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